I can't thank you enough Ron for bailing my team out last Saturday. We were really tanking but you came through for us again. Hey, you may have the only Big Ten team to ever get shutout by a team that gave up 51 points the week before. Yeah, our defense really does suck. I owe you big time Ron. I'm there for you as a reference for that water boy job at Ball State, but I think you're aiming too low. You should apply for the HEAD water boy job! Well, gotta go get busy preparing my team for one more win so we can go to another mediocre bowl game in Texas.

No problem. I'm always glad to help out. Just let me know what else I can do. Did I mention that I'm making a Million bones a year? Why should I care whether we win?