Ron here, I'm posting from the laptop on the sidelines. At this writing, we are down 23-7 with about 9 minutes to go. Don't worry about my internet surfing hurting the team, I have them strict instructions to run the ball up the middle no matter what the circumstances.

Anyway, I just want to let you guys know that I'm going out to have another nice steak dinner tonight, paid for by the generous Illini supporters. Did I mention that I'm making a cool million this year? Thats only $500K per win. I'm really hoping the basketball team does well this year so everyone will forget about me and this gravy train will continue.