Please leave a comment for Rachael's hilarious vignette here. She'll appreciate it very much.

Here's the link, BTW.

Nay, nowt fer me...

Still like your old style better!!

I laughed so hard! This is really funny


"What, him as looks like he's got a broom handle stuck up his backside?"

And I really liked Jane saying "I'm in lurve", because my friends and I use that term on a daily basis, too

Thanks Rachael! I really luuuuuuurved this story

This is one Yank who has lived enough in the UK to be LMAO! The "ta" was a great touch.

Glad you all liked it! I wrote it ages ago as just a piece of daftness, and forgotten about it, so thanks to Renee for unearthing it.

Oh Rachael, that was brilliant! And to any non-Brits who understood at least half of it, well done..

Julia (a softy southerner who went to university in Hull and got an education in all those different accents)

It seems soooooooo cool if Rachael could read it to us!

"just a piece of daftness"....thanks, Rachael. I happen to love pieces of daftness and hope you will write more of them. I loved it especially Darcy's pet names for Elizabeth: Petal & Flower----too cute!

Weel, that were a reet good laff. Yer a canny lass, Rache, an' noo misstake.
I nearly spat in me chip barm 'bout that Lyds bein' a slapper an' all.
Ta 'n' tarra
Jules

"I wrote it ages ago", so that was your old style, Rachael.
Then I must correct myself: I like your new style better, because, as a foreigner to the english language, I can read it much quicker!!.

But I did laugh a lot...

I have some problems reading it but i caught the gist anyway :) It's quite good fun!

LOVE it! Thank you!